Now, you are a labeled specimen Preserved in a glass jar Floating in Miller Lite. Now, every time I look at the shelf There's the jar right where I put it. No more shenanigans. Now, I can walk past the shelf And not even be distracted. Not even lose my train of thought. Now, you are retired from the experiment. Now, your actions and reactions Are not being studied, recorded. Now, the book on this subject Is shelved in Reference. No surprises in there. No updates.